Which Frozen Potato Makes the Best Hash Browns?
I donât know a single person who doesnât adore a crispy potato. In fact, we love them so much, we have figured out how to enjoy them for breakfast, lunch, and supper. Breakfast potatoes come in two main forms: hash browns and home fries. I donât care for the latter, mainly because theyâre too large. I like my breakfast potatoes shredded or minced into near oblivion for maximum textural enjoyment, which is important if youâre eating them with fried or poached eggs.

Hash browns are also one of those things where the store-bought version is often better than homemade. Even if you make a fantastic hash brown from scratch, itâs not really worth the extra effort, especially when pre-formed hash brown patties (a perfect product) exist. Frozen, shredded potatoes brown pretty good, too.
Lately Iâve been waffling a lot of pre-formed hash brown patties and putting them in breakfast sandwiches. Waffling is a lot faster than cooking them in the oven, and they come out much, much crispier. The waffle iron presses the grease out of the hash brown and into the waffle ironâs ridges, where it sits and sizzles, frying the potato patty to perfection.

I had heard waffling was similarly effective with tater tots and, while they arenât technically a breakfast potato, they could certainly function as one, especially if you waffled them into a little tater tot patty. Since I have a very curious mind, I decided to compare waffled tots and waffled patties, along with the classic shredded hash browns. (All potatoes were cooked from frozen in a nonstick electric waffle iron set to medium-high heat with no additional oil or seasoning for 4-7 minutes, until crispy on the outside.)
The worst: shredded hash browns

As you can see, these things are not made for waffling. They provide virtually no grease of their own and, while they do eventually develop a kind of crust, they never truly get crispy, only hard. These anemic potatoes are not worthy of your perfectly-cooked eggs. Looking at them makes me sad.
The very good: hash brown patties

I have nothing bad to say about these; they are perfect little golden, greasy potato planks, equally at home beside a scramble or on a sandwich. The waffle maker not only cooks these in a matter of minutes, but it maximizes crispy, crunchy surface area by creating divots. High marks all around.
The best: tater tots

Waffled tots taste and feel almost exactly like the patties, but they have one major advantage: customization. Due to their small size and round shape, you can put as many or as few as you want in your waffle maker to make a hash brown patty that fits your needs. Need a veritable raft of potatoes on which to build a breakfast hash? Fill the waffle maker to max capacity. Need a line of crispy potatoes to fill a breakfast burrito? Lay âem out in a row like little soldiers. Want to create an eggs Benedict-type situation? Use four or five to create an English muffin-sized patty. Theyâre basically potato Legos, the best kind of Legos. (And yes, I know itâs technically âLego blocksâ or whatever, but I donât care.)
Updated 10/08/2020 at 3:53 pm EST: Updated to clarify cooking instructions.
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